태민 내꺼야, 암캐 ^^

Too tired to stay up any later, so this is where my ‘two week long queue’ ends. Lmao. Massive fail on my part. No idea what I’ll be doing when this is posted, but just a rough guess would be that I’m currently standing at the top of some enormous mountain in colorado, looking deeply into the blue blue sky and wondering all kinds of things about the world. Like why is there no wifi at my hotel? And how are all my tumblr chingu’s doing? And did Taemin finally just rip his shirt off yet? And have all the shinee fan sites shut down in revolt against photo editors? And has my mom snooped through my photo albums and discovered my unhealthy obsession for Taemin? And, more importantly, has my DAD snooped snooped through my photo albums and discovered my unhealthy obsession for Taemin? Has SOPA been passed in my absence and I’ll never know the answer to any of these questions?!

And now I’m guessing that while I’m thinking all of these things, I have somehow, some way, alerted every single animal in existance to my location, and I’m probably running for my life to get back down this dang mountain. And I’m also wondering why did I climb a mountain in the first place? Because I really hate exersizing. Stupid Micah.

And right aboouuuuuuut…. Now I’ve just tripped over a rock. I wouldn’t have tripped had I been wearing proper sneakers. But I don’t own sneakers. Because I don’t exercise. And now a really big fluffy bear that would in any other citation be completely adorable to look at, is bounding towards my fallen figure. I’m about to be eaten by this precious, otherworldly bear. And I haven’t even gotten to go to a SHINee concert. Or tell my brother that I hate his guts. Or turn off the tea kettle before I left home (sorry mom). Or kiss my kitty one last time on his head. Or buy those really cute pants at the mall that I’ve been saving up for and make my butt look freaking sexy as hell.

Guess I won’t be back as soon as I thought. I’m gonna miss you guys. Give lots of love and gifts to my five shining boys. I’m not so sure that I can afford the postage to send fanmail all the way from heaven ;_____;